after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
”do u think I’m blind?”
”Hi blind, i’m australian”
if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
Green Screen gifs
Maggie Smith on Parkinson (1973)
Beautiful eyes of Sherlock Holmes in every episode of BBC Sherlock
How do his eyes ALWAYS seem to match the color of the background…. :”)
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
Of course they know.
Sherlock - new promo picture
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